Miami Heat: Lotto Reaction and Where to Go

Miami fans were not expecting anything impressive coming from the lottery. In fact, there was no reason to be disappointed when they got their predicted 13th pick. Sure, Heat fans can moan how the Pels and the Griz were able to jump up higher, but thats not the worst thing. In fact, even when looking over Miami’s lottery, I still think they kind of wish the could have swapper places with the Celtics for the 14th pick. Why? Well, the worst part about having this pick is that they can’t it.

With the salary cap being set at $109 million for the 2019-2020 season, the $129.6 million the Heat are expected to pay is well above, and that is without them D Wade and Haslem retiring, putting them at 10 active players on their roster. A rookie drafted in the thirteenth pick is given a backloaded 4 year, roughly $12.1 million contract. This means the eleventh player will add an additional $2.2 million to their books, and this is before they will, more than likely, go up to a 13-15 man roster.

Talk about a rough situation.

However, they can easily trade out of a few of those contracts. Josh Richardson is viewed as the best value contract in the NBA right now, and Kelly Olynk’s contract is not heinous. A title contender would/could acquire those guys in a heartbeat if it meant getting them over the edge (lookin’ at you Blazers and Raptors). However, what would they get back in return? Josh is borderline untradeable since he is the best player on the Heat, but Kelly would probably net a low level pick and an expiring contract back.

…but why?

The Heat are in a great place to acquire either a wing shooter, athletic wing, or a big. Which would be great if that is what they needed. The Heat desperately need a point guard, since they had Justice Winslow and Josh Richardson splitting those reps whenever Goran Dragic was hurt or resting. A few mocks has them slated to get Romeo Langford, Nassir Little, or Kevin Porter, Jr. I only see one that could be a viable option to be a backup point guard, and I can guarantee it isn’t the one some fans want to hear. Since all three are 6’6″ , have to use athleticism and ball-handling skills as the metric. Nassir Little is the best via film, since he may be the most athletic out of the three. However, KPJ may have the biggest upside of the three, so that may be a push internally with the evaluation process the Heat have shown these past few years.

If the Heat were smart, they would try and leverage the 13th pick and a player or two to move up. While I am sure the Hawks will be looking to move up themselves, I would find it hard to believe that they would turn down Josh Richardson for the 8th or 10th pick. I don’t know if that’d be the right move for the organization, but it would wipe a lot of money off of their books, and I am sure a team like the Thunder would gladly take Olynk and give up a pick to do so. The Heat are in a great position to leverage some of their contracts for picks, so I hope they can do that and get out of the tax.

May be asking: what’s the worst case scenario for all us Heat fans out there in the world, Buck?

Easy. Y’all draft Bol Bol.

Enjoy that trash medical and the fact he’ll back up the biggest contract waste in the NBA.

I’m Back Just In Time For The NBA Lottery

A potential top 5 pick leak? Suns saying they want Ja Morant over Zion Williamson? Knicks saying they’d trade the #1 pick for Anthony Davis?

Best part is, this is all happening right when I finally can get back to writing.

As many hardcore fanatics know, this is the beginning of the beginning of what will be the craziest draft in NBA history. Is it because this lottery can decide the fate of every team in the NBA? Well yeah, that’s the saying every year. Could it be because a genetic freak is considered locked-in first overall pick? Perhaps, but I think the depth of talent in this draft is what is more important.

In reality, it might be because this is the first time a class has actually affected offseason plans for certain teams. Many reports are saying Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving could go to the Knicks if Zion were to go there. Would the same hold true if Zion went to the Mavs? Nope, Knicks would be SOL faster than the 76ers conference finals’ aspirations. What if the Hawks score the #1 pick in the “Zion Lottery” (as this draft has been dubbed)? Could we see KD set his sites on HAWK-lanta and a possible Al Horford/Paul Millsap return?

Pictured: Zion Williamson, the Lord and Savior of Duke basketball and project #1 overall pick in the 2019 NBA draft.

As the Lord and Savior appointed by ESPN, Zion Williamson (shown above) has just as little of a clue as the casual fan does about what may occur in the offseason, let alone tonight. We could see so many fanbases crash and burn in seconds with the reveal of these picks. However, the clock for the draft starts shortly after the presentation ends, and there is only one thing for certain after that…

…the Cavs will surely **** their pick up.

Pictured: Anthony Bennett, biggest bust in Cleveland Cavaliers draft history and overall NBA draft history

Steven Adams’ Butt Screen Is the Best Thing Since the Butt Fumble

We all remember where we were for the butt fumble. Thanksgiving 2012 was just an ordinary holiday. I was hiding from my family watching football when Mark Sanchez tried to hand off to no one, then ran into his own lineman’s butt resulting in an scoop-n-score for the Patriots. Uncles and cousins popped out of the woodwork asking if I had just seen what happened. Really brought us together.

No matter how old we get, butts will always be funny. Especially, when they are used in sports. Yesterday, Steven Adams gave us another play that yet again reinstated the athletic dignity of the butt with this screen.

Of course, that brick wall of a man does not even register that someone ran into him.

In terms of butt related sports plays, nothing will ever beat the butt fumble, but I would rank the Steven Adams butt screen just above when Khalil Mack butt sacked Aaron Rodgers.

The Rockets/Jazz Halftime Show Was A Million Times Better Than the Game

The Rockets vs Jazz first round of the Western Conference Playoffs game was in a word: underwhelming. A 30 point blowout, never a close score from the third quarter on, basically, the perfect game to skip while you watched the Game of Thrones Season 8 premiere instead. We all thought that we didn’t miss anything, but that is just plain wrong. Gamewise, you missed nothing. The Halftime show though, was one for the books.

I mean, it can’t get better than that, can it? Just you wait.

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What would you rather watch? James Harden flopping every other possession and Jazz defenders getting upset about being called for a foul they were 5 feet away from OR some dude making another guy do flips with his feet? I’m going feet flips 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.

“Bench Clearing Brawl” at NBA 2K19 League

The “bench clearing brawl” is the biggest misnomer in sports. It is never the knockout punches we want or expect. Just two guys yelling while touching noses, a hold-back guy competition or some vicious chest poking. But captivating nonetheless.

The MLB pretty much has a monopoly over the bench clearing brawls, but now it seems like the NBA 2K19 e-Sports league is trying to get some skin in the game. Watch:

Fights after video games are not that interesting. My brother and I fought after ever damn one of them. What I am surprised by was the fact there was a handshake line. I thought e-sports-ers just messaged the other team “GG”.

The fight itself can only barely be called a fight, but that bench was ready to throw the hell down. What I am most interested in is how the brawlers are going to be punished. The tweet video above suggests a fine of 200,000 VC. While that would be hilarious, I think there is a much more stiff penalty that needs to be assessed. I think the two players involved need to have their MyPlayer rating reduced back to at least 70.