Get Tim Tebow to the MLB as ASAP as Possible

Let’s face it. The Tim Tebow experiment in professional baseball has not been working as well as expected. On his first pitch ever in the AA ranks, he went yard for a three run home run. Since then, he has been promoted to the AAA affiliate in the New York Mets organization in Syracuse. That’s where the good news ends.

Right now, Tebow is hitting .157. Not exactly where a AAA player should be, especially one who is in real talks of being promoted to the MLB. After 115 at bats for the Syracuse Mets, Tebow only has 18 hits and 46 strikeouts. I hope his teammates are as nice to him after all those strikeouts as Michael Jordan’s were to him in Space Jam.

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So, Tim Tebow may not be good enough to play in the majors. In fact, he kinda stinks. But ya know what else kinda stinks? The Mets’ fan attendance. The current team cannot seem to get people to come to games like they used to. Here are the attendance number over the last 5 years including 2019. From Baseball Reference.

Attendance per game is higher than last year, but nothing compared to 2016. The 2019 number has also been dropping steadily. Sure, there are a lot of games left, but being down 5.5 games in a division with the Phillies and the Braves and being in 7th place in the NL Wildcard race does not show a lot of promise for the future of the season. How does a team improve attendance if they can’t get fans excited for their performance? It has to be some kind of promotion, but those can get worn out really easy if they have to do them every game. But, what if they have a player in their system that is a walking promotion game in and game out?

The Mets need to call up Tim Tebow as ASAP as possible. He may not help the team win, but one thing is for sure. He *clap* Puts *clap* Asses *clap* In *clap* Seats. I was able to see one of the games he played in Louisville against the Bats and I have never seen more people show up for a AAA baseball game at 11:00AM on a Wednesday. And half of the people there were wearing either a Florida or Broncos #15 jersey. Imagine how many people would show up to a major league game at Citi Field. And they would keep coming, because no one is going to want to miss his first home run that will never come.

It’s Tebow Time.

Author: Wic

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2 thoughts on “Get Tim Tebow to the MLB as ASAP as Possible”

  1. Call Tebow up? Worst take ever.

    Other than throwing games for gaming reasons, putting players on the roster who dont deserve to be there is the worst thing I can think of for the game of baseball. It destroys the integrity of the game in exchange for a few ticket sales. Incredibly stupid and short-sighted. Hell, why not put Justin Bieber on the team? Or Beyoncé? As long as we’re destroying the integrity of the game to sell a few tickets, why not go all out?


    1. Ah, the typical response by any baseball purist in reaction to something they don’t like is to claim that it compromises the integrity of the game. The Mets don’t have a chance so why not make some money? Ya know, like the business they are. Don’t the baseball purists of the world have bigger fish to fry? At least Tebow doesn’t do steroids or beat his wife. How in the world is putting a baseball player in the MLB detrimental to the sport?
      Also, Bieber always struck me as more of a Blue Jays kinda guy


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