Adam “Pacman, Don’t Call Me That” Jones to Serve Jail Time

Facing charges of intimidation, battery against a public safety official, cheating at gambling, attempted theft, disorderly conduct, public intoxication and two counts of resisting law enforcement, Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones has entered a plea deal.

According to TMZ, Jones will plead guilty to cheating at gambling and a misdemeanor count of resisting law enforcement. He will have to spend 18 months in jail and is banned from drinking alcohol for an additional year and a half.

The plea deal stems from an incident at an Indiana casino about a month ago. Pacman ALLEGEDLY added chips to his bets after he won to increase his winnings. Obviously, you can’t do that. When confronted, Jones began berating officers and even delivered the famous line “suck my dick, crackers.”


I know what you are thinking. That is a lot of crimes for one person to commit at one time. But, this wouldn’t get him anywhere near the top 10 of Bengals criminals. To be honest, I expected much more. Kinda disappointed in you, Pac.

Lastly, I just want to point out how ridiculous it is to ban someone from drinking alcohol. General rule of thumb, if fraternities can’t get their pledges to do it, you probably won’t be able to get Adam ‘Pacman, Don’t Call Me That’ Jones to do it. How would they even check that?

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