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Future Teller Tony Romo Reveals Final Score of Super Bowl LIII

The oracle has spoken. The future telling NFL analyst, Tony Romo, has revealed the final score of Super Bowl LIII to us mere mortals.

Romo said that the final score will be 28-24, but he didn’t stop there. He went full Oracle at Delphi and told us that the team that has the ball last will be the team that loses. They will be in the middle of the last chance effort and fail to get the points they need.

I hang on to every last word of Tony Romo, almost to a fault. I am still waiting for him to give us the winning team even though I know I will never get it. Reason being, he is calling the game and cannot show any bias. Why not? Jay Bilas does it all the time. I am not a betting man, that’s more Parmesan Don and Juice’s thing, but I would become one if Tony Romo was telling me what to do.

Lastly, I would like to say congratulations to Tony Romo on making it to his first Super Bowl. It would have been his second if Dez made a football move.

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