Soccer

Who Will Be the Next Manager of Manchester United?

As reported by NBC Sports, Jose Mourinho has been fired as the Manager of Manchester United. I love seeing turmoil in organizations I hate, but this was a shockingly good move from Man U. Mourinho lost the locker room and was in the middle of one of the worst seasons Manchester United has ever had. I very much wanted this poor performance to continue, but depending on who they hire, they could still make something out of this season. As of right now, the Interim Manager is Ole Gunnar Solskjær which would be the greatest name of any Arsenal Manager ever. United is likely to try to find a new leader at the end of the season. So, who would the Red Devils like to hire as their new manager?

Zinedine Zidane
This is the most likely hire. Having resigned in May from Real Madrid, he is open to be hired anywhere. I would love this move, because he is not as good of a manager as everything thinks. Anyone could trophies the way he did with Ronaldo, Bale and Modric.

Mauricio Pochettino
I want to say this in a polite way… Stay the hell away from him, you horrible monsters. There is nothing you can do for him. Tottenham is hitting a stride right now and it would be terrible for Spurs to get it pulled out from under them. I don’t think Poch would go anyway. Man U does have a better history, but it is not a good career move to go from a consistent Champions League club to a club struggling to make Europa League.

Ryan Giggs
The long time star of Manchester United would be a great fit for the organization. He has already been the interim manager for Man U and it would be smart to hire someone who has experience with the club. It could also strike a chord with the nostalgic crowd bringing back some of the disgruntled fans.

Antonio Conte
Conte can win in England. He won the EPL Cup with Chelsea and an FA Cup. If it comes down to managers with EPL experience then United should definitely take Conte over Pochettino. Please don’t take Pochettino.

Brendan Rodgers
Rodgers is the current manager of Celtic and has experience in the EPL with Liverpool, Swansea, Watford and Reading. This would be a longshot hire, but when they are having the worst season ever, it may just be worth a shot.

Bottom line is that it does not matter who they hire; it can’t really get much worse. BUT if they want someone to run the team who is just as horrible as the organization, I would suggest Kim Jong-un, Saddam Hussein or Satan.

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