Game 1: Kentucky @ Mizzou- MIZZOU -7.0
Another week, another game Kentucky is a heavy underdog to an unranked SEC team. I guess Kentucky can beat the #9 team in the nation on the road in one of the most hostile environments county, but won’t be able to come within a touchdown of the Goliath that is the Missouri Tigers. I hope Benny Snell doesn’t see this. Seriously though, this is mad disrespectful. I know Drew Lock is probably the best quarterback we will play all year, but this defense deserves a little more credit. I am going with Kentucky on the road. Fuck you, Vegas.
UK: 31 MIZZOU: 21
Game 2: Clemson @ Florida State- CLEM -17.5
Again, I think Clemson sucks this year. There is nothing on this team that impresses me in the slightest. Like I said last week, I will continue to pick against them until they lose. So here we go Seminoles.
FSU: 27 CLEM: 24
Game 3: Florida @ Georgia- UGA -1.0
This is minds me of the BIG 12 love triangle from a decade ago when Texas, Texas Tech, and Oklahoma all beat each other. LSU beats Georgia, Florida beats LSU, and this weekend Georgia beats Florida. Georgia is far too physical for the pansies Florida linebackers. Florida quarterback Feleipe Franks is one of the worst players I have ever seen play quarterback for Florida. This is saying something since they have had that one dude from ABC’s The Bachelor. Also, he spells his name stupid. Georgia rolls.
UGA: 38 FLA: 21
Game 4: Iowa @ Penn State- PSU -5.-
When did Iowa get ranked? I guess a one-loss B10 team should be up there, but who have they played? And who thinks they actually have a shot in this game? Penn State has the only duo that has rushed for yards that Kentucky’s Touchdown Terry and Benny Snell in Trace McSorely and Miles Sanders. They are going to be far too much for the Hawkeyes especially in Happy Valley. Penn State easily.
PSU: 34 IOWA: 14
Game 5: Washington State @ Stanford- STAN -2.5
Stanford has to be the most exhausting team in the NCAA. They do nothing impressive all year, don’t lose a lot of games because they are in the Pac-12, and get ranked based solely on their name. Still love them though. HOWEVVA *Stephen A. Smith voice* my love for the Cardinal will always be trumped by my love of Mike Leach. I will pick him in any game ever. Two reasons for this one: Gardner Minshew is an absolute baller and Bryce Love is kind of a bum this year. 3 TD’s? Don’t argue with me. Cougars take it.
WASU: 34 STAN: 31